For over a decade, Antares has created ground-breaking products that are used daily by tens of thousands of musicians, producers and recording engineers around the world. With VOICE THING!, we are bringing that level of professional audio technology to anyone who uses their (or anyone’s) voice in a PC application
Amelia “Jim” Bilderberg
23rd level Illuminati™ Prison Warder
When you’re an extra-dimensional reptilian entity, communication can be a problem. It’s really a pain to have to posses one of the sheeple just to call the local video store to see if the V: The Final Battle DVD is in. Luckily, the advent of VOIP and Voice Thing! has made that kind of annoyance a thing of the past.
Whether I’m making my reservations at Bohemian Grove, dictating an address to the Council on Foreign Relations, or just making prank calls to Alex Jones, Voice Thing! insures that my voice is completely indistinguishable from human.
Thanks to Voice Thing!, The New World Order™ is just around the corner (and you can have fries with that!). It puts the ick! back in Icke.