Amelia

Amelia "Jim" Bilderberg

Reptilian Humanoid
23rd level Illuminati™ Prison Warder
Constellation Draco

When you're an extra-dimensional reptilian entity, communication can be a problem. It's really a pain to have to posses one of the sheeple just to call the local video store to see if the V: The Final Battle DVD is in. Luckily, the advent of VOIP and Voice Thing! has made that kind of annoyance a thing of the past.

Whether I'm making my reservations at Bohemian Grove, dictating an address to the Council on Foreign Relations, or just making prank calls to Alex Jones, Voice Thing! insures that my voice is completely indistinguishable from human.

Thanks to Voice Thing!, The New World Order™ is just around the corner (and you can have fries with that!). It puts the ick! back in Icke.

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

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Download Voice Thing!

Download the latest version of Voice Thing!. If you just want to check it out, it will run for two days in demo mode. Or use the registration information you got when you purchased it to activate it on a new computer.


 


Download the Voice Thing! Manual

If you want to learn more about what Voice Thing! is all about, download the Voice Thing! Owners Manual.



Download the Preset Audio Demos

Download a single mp3 of all of the preset audio demos from the Voice Library page.